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<<set $health to 100>><<set $gold to 5>><<set $exp to 0>>Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
You wake up in Fraktun, still not caring about your kin in the pits, a series of holes and tunnels used by scrooms to smuggle goods and hide from authority.
[[Get out of bed]]
[[Decompose]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
You stand up, leaving your musty tan cott behind.
[[Walk to work]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
You sink into your bed, you feel your existing wounds disappearing along with the rest of your body.
[[Stop being a retard and go to work]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
After the 10 seconds of decomposing you grab your field coat and flat cap and start plodding through the snow. You plan to show up 2 minutes late.
[[Work]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
Almost late to work you finally enter Jimmy's Repair Shop. "Where in the hell were you at last night you lazy scrommie!"
[["I was eating your moms ass"]]
[["I was busy banging your mom lard ass"]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
You grab your field coat, light your pocket warmer, put on your flat cap and start plodding through the snow.
[[Work]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
"Ha ha real funny now help me with this jalopy will ya?"
[[Help Jimmy]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
"Ha ha real funny now help me with this jalopy will ya?"
[[Help Jimmy]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
Jimmy pulls out a pipe and pitch black oil starts gushing out by the quart
[[Watch and learn]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
Jimmy spits out some and puts the pipe back, he then marks the car as "Fixed" on the work list and begins to push it out of the store
[[Get back to work]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
You head to the back and take inventory, then after a long day of work you clock out and truge through the winter ridden city.
[[Go to the pub]]
[[Go home]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
You take a stroll down to the pub, wanting a good drink and a good fight
[[Buy a drink (3GP)]]
[[Talk to the bar keep]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
While walking through the streets of Fraktun you notice a homeless man walking towards you
[[Face him]]
[[Run Home]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
The homeless man swings a raggedy arm at you. You barely duck under it and wish you had some extra change
[[Beat the dirty rigger|either("The homeless man is banged up","You get bopped in the gills")]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
The homeless man shouts slurs at you while you sprint away like a bitch made nigga.
[[Get inside and lock your door]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
You stand victorious over his unconscious body
[[Walk home|Walking home]]
[[Pick Pocket him]]<<set $health to $health-5>>Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
You swing your head back forwards and get ready for a good bout
[[Get that nigga]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
You grab onto him and shove him on the floor, he starts to get up with his back on the ground then you pounce on him like a rabid monkey. You start pounding your fists on his nose until he looks like a prolapsed asshole. You turn around and head home, tired and tipsy.
[[The homeless man is banged up]]
[[Pick Pocket him]]<<set $health to 95>><<set $gold to $gold+18>><<set $exp to $exp+20>>Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
You grab his wallet from his pocket and make away with his shoes too, I bet he just got them from the government cause them hoes clean. You get 18 GP and 20 exp from this encounter
[[Get some food on the way home]]
[[Walk home|Walking home]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
Cowering away like the coward you are, you tuck you tail and run all the way inside of your house. You lock the door behind you just incase the rigger followed, and take off your clothes
[[Go to sleep]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
You say your thanks and dig in
[[Eat it real good]]<<set $gold to $gold-3>>Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
You ask the bartender for a drink and you pass the money as he passes the mug, you absorb it in less than a second and feel fine
[[Another my good sir]]
[[Beat up a homeless guy]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
dHealth: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
You don't have enough money you fucking retard, get the hell out of my store
[[Shamefully sulk home]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
You see a homeless man approaching you in a filthy alleyway, you stumble towards him and give him a bonk on the head
[[That nigga looks mad|Face him]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
Unlocking your front door you take off all of your amenities and put them on their respective racks
[[Go to sleep]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
[[Damn that nigga was right though, how am I such a fucking retard?|Walking home]]<<if $health is not 100>><<set $health to 100>><<endif>>Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
You enjoy the meal, stuffed you finally go home
[[Walk home|Walking home]]Health: <<print $health>>
Gold: <<print $gold>>
Experience: <<print $exp>>
You hop onto your old tan cott and doze off
[[To be countinued]]To be countinued